What is absolutely the WORST new baby name that you have ever seen?

It is amazing how indifferent parents can be to the torment that horrible names bring to these innocent children.

What is absolutely the WORST new baby name that you have ever seen?
NEVAEH ugh! I hate that name! I always tell people when they want to name their kids that when people are possessed they say their prayers backwards. Any religious word backwards might as well be calling Satan. I don't even believe in Satan and I hate that name. It's the rage in all the trailer parks.





Shithead is "supposedly" a middle eastern name pronounced Shy-thee-ad. I think it's a load of BS, but someone on here posted saying that their daughter went to school with a girl named Shithead.





I also hate the "Aiden Brayden Kaden" crap.





I know a girl named Easter Sundae Keller. She goes to college with me.





There's also a guy at my bank named Richard Cox (Dick Cox!)





I also hate "Ghettoised" names like LaCresia, DeShawn, Lakeesha, and MaDena or whatever.





OH! And that stupid new name, Abcde!








GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:"4Real".


Luckily, they did not allow the parents to name their baby this because it was against New Zealand law (rules) to use names that started with a number.





"F__k Censorship"


Of course ^ this baby name was blocked by judges as well. [Smh]





"Fifi Trixibell"


"God'Iss Love Stone"


"Jermajesty"


"Moon Unit"





I'll be the first to admit that I'm all for unique names. In fact I posted some and they were highly criticized on this site....but Pilot Inspektor? 4Real?? F__k Censorship???


Now THAT'S child abuse.
Reply:Well the person who said "Ashton" and "Aiden" hurt my feelings cuz i considered naming my son those!





But i really hate the names "Skylar" and "Mikaela"





I heard of this one girl whose parents named her Female (pronounced like tamale) because they saw that word on her baby bracelet in the hospital.
Reply:These are really strange names. The last list are real names from the U.S Cenus








Knox Leon (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)


Sunday Rose (Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban)


Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)


Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)


Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)


Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)


Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)


Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)


Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)


Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)


Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)


Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)


Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)


Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)


Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)





Fever Bender (born 1856)


Leper Priest (born 1929)


Cholera Priest (born 1830 during the second cholera pandemic)


Rubella Graves (born 1814)


Typhus Black (born 1897)


Hysteria Johnson (born 1881)


Emma Royd (born 1850)


Kathryn E. Coli (born 1894)


Mumps Sykes (born 1891)





Cook Cook


Governor Bush


Lawyer Low


Doctor Love


Teacher Blackbear


Judge Savage


Editor Honeycutt


Mayor Bland


Sales O. Justice


Gamble Moore





Lust Garten


Greed Sister Mancini


Avarice Sullivan


Sloth Washton


Wrath Gordon


Envy Burger


Pride Saint


Greed McGrew


Pride Saint


Lust T. Castle





Lucky Green


Lucky Jewell


Lucky O鈥橞rien


Lucky Pleasant


Luck Fortune


Shamrock Hardeman of Illinois


Shamrock Dates of Mississippi


Shamrock Holland of Texas





Saint Patrick Blan


Saint Patrick Forrest


Saint Patrick





Ireland England


Ireland Green


Irish Sea


Ireland Brew





Rainbow Green


Emerald Jewel


Clover Field


Clover B. Green





Beef Cooper


Guinness Dack


Cabbage Haywood





Lunch Magee


Dinner Ware


Bread White


Hero Brat


Mayo Head


Mustard M. Mustard


Pickle Parker


Plum Sellers


Banana Bowdy


Cherry Grant





Al Caholic


Oliver Clothesoff


I.P. Freely


Seymour Butz


Mike Rotch


Hugh Jass


Amanda Hugginkiss


Ivana Tinkle


Anita Bath


Maya Buttreeks





Lauer Froelick


Lauer Mann


Lauer Witt


Lauer Bucktels


Lauer Guiliani


Lauer Klump


Lauer Funk





Vieira Jack


Vieira Wesley


Vieira Boyd





Curry Bee Massey


Curry Curry


Curry Duck


Curry Mayo


Curry McCain


Curry Murray


Curry Rice


Curry Worthy





Roker Duane


Roker Ono


Roker Richards


Prince Roker








Uranus Stukey


Ghoul Nipple


Acne Fountain


Lust T. Castle


Mary A. Jerk


Ima Whore


Mutton Bucker


Hugh Jass


Fanny Whiffer


Tackle Feigenbutz


Envy Burger


Bum Snoddy


Mule E. McCart


Lard Mooney


Good Hell


Emma Royd


Noble Butt


Naught E. Bishop


Stud Duck
Reply:I think a lot of celebrities names their children dumb names!


Coco- Courtney Cox and David Arquette


Apple- Gwyneth Paltrow


Pilot Inspektor -Jason Lee, Yea this one is real!


Blanket -Micheal Jackson


Sunday -Nicole Kidman


These are just some of the stupid names they come up with.


But when you got all that money you can afford to have a stupid name.
Reply:I saw a question a few days ago where someone was going to call there child Maple, even worse it as a boy. People keep saying that kids will be made fun of but the worst part is that they won't because all of the kids these days will have names as bad as each other. E.g. I doubt that 'Raynee Mikaylla will make fun of Lexus Axel'.


The absolute worst one I've ever come across has to be Thurston.
Reply:i dont get why people are saying





miley and shiloh, i like both those names!





i love the name miley :)





AND FOR A FACT, the people who are freaking saying it's NOT her real name, IT IS, SHE CHANGED IT LEGALLYY!





yeah, her name was destiney hope, i HATE the name destiney, but i love hope :)
Reply:miller lyte (the son of matthew mccounaghey's brother)


nevaeh


pilot inspektor (Jason Lee)


Camera (Arthur Ashe)


Duncan Zowie Heywood Jones (David Bowie)


****Fifi Trixibelle (daughter) (Bob Geldof)****


Peaches Honeyblossom (daughter) (Bob Geldof)


Little Pixie (daughter) (Bob Geldof


Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Michael Hutchence)


Moxie CrimeFighter (daughter) (Penn Jillette)


Bogart Che Peyote (son) (David Rainey)


Rocco Kokopelli (son) (David Rainey)


Audio Science (son) Shannyn Sossamon)


***Dweezil (son)(Frank Zappa)***


***Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (son) (Frank Zappa)***


***Moon Unit (daughter) (Frank Zappa)***


****Diva Muffin (daughter) (Frank Zappa)****
Reply:Nathan sounds like Satan. Mary was supposed to be a "blessed" name yet most grew up not blessed, with disgusting attitudes. Paul is very common, some aren't smart like apostle Paul and many of them do drugs. Red - gosh - hate this name. Red sounds like being alert but they don't seem alert at all.





My favorite, Naomi. Spell it backwards and you get, "I Moan".
Reply:for boys:pilot inspector(it would be pathetic if he had no sense of inspection or direction.





for girls: hazel.(it means donkey in german). my parents were about to name me that. that god someone corrected them.
Reply:i saw a show that couted down the worst asnd some were pirate,apple,tiger lilly,kid,daisy boo,cotton,mars,ocean and the worst,mad scientist!poor kids.....
Reply:Phuc


Ashley (for a boy)


Rod


Princess





I know someone who named their daughter "Paris Nicole" D8





My ex's brother/sister in law want to name their baby "Hendrix" and nickmame him "Purple Haze"
Reply:Pilot Inspektor


Apple


Knox


Rumor


Kyd ( I mean come, on...)


Lillybell


Millie Grahm %26amp;


Holly Grahm %26amp;


Candy Grahm (sisters)


there are tons.
Reply:Apple. it's completely bogus. and whats with everyone saying Miley. that name is HOT. and not only is the name HOT but the Actress is the HOTTEST of everything
Reply:Girl


Miley, Noa, Shiloh, Sunday, Staxxi, Viviene, Marcheline


boy


Tal, alon, Tomerr, Auslin, Marchal, Leon, Knox
Reply:okayy um ghostwriter first of all the whole aiden kaden thing yea my brothers name is kaden so lik wth? if people wanna name kids lik tht..then who cares it doesnt involve u. its not ur kidd but the worst baby name is prolly jermajesty or wateverrr
Reply:The most horrible that I've ever encountered is La-a (Luh-DASH-e-uh) which is absolutely terrible. Shadynasty (shuh-dynasty) is pretty bad too. Why would you want your child to always be called Shady Nasty?
Reply:There was a show on the worst celebrity names, and there was this couple that named their little boy Pilot Inspector. There was another couple that named their girl Reign'beau. How bad is that?!!??!!
Reply:Dragon (girl) so mean





Purgatory (girl) the mom said she named her that because her pregnancy was hell





Abstinence (girl) ughhhh





Always and Cherish (girls) gag me with a stick
Reply:I have friends called:





Beautiful, Precious, Sapphire, and Geanavia.





I personally think those should be PET names...not children..
Reply:Neviel (as a girls name)


Tubbasine (boys name)


reanhenelyn (re-an-n-a-lyn)


Marcasten (mar-k-a-sten)


janamaria
Reply:girls: erta, oloina, serbinya, natisha


boys: leanno, cush, pehuen (inca meaning), flavio


unborn: charbell/o/a
Reply:Champagne,


Chardonnay,


I met someone once who names theyre child 'Kirby Porche'...because a Porche, was their dream car, and they lived down kirby road....how sad???


I also dislike the name Ethan.
Reply:Miley


Ashton


Aiden





there all weird and dont sound like names


Miley is weird and they got it from Miley Cyrus which isnt even her real name
Reply:BENTONG(boy)


EMPOY(boy)


POKWANG(girl)
Reply:I absolutely hate the names





Gertrude


Anastasia


Mrytle


Prudence


and a name someone I know made up - Joyelle
Reply:I hate the parents who fell into the "-aden" thing for boys. Personally, I think Kaden's the worst. Or Brayden, like Brayden' your hair...so weird. Ugh...
Reply:shooknight (girl)


gravy (girl)
Reply:gonorhhea..pronounced "gone-ore-ee-yuh"...the mom got the idea from a pamphlet at the hospital..hhhmmm
Reply:I know a girl and her first name is Iowna and her last name is Nipple!!!!!!!!


when you say her name it sounds like I own a Nipple





that is the WORST name ever!
Reply:the worst name i have EVER heard is RAUL cos when you pronounce it it sounds like a werewolf going owwwwww ha ha it's a horrible horrible name!!