What is the most outrageous baby name you have ever heard?

I just read an article of a couple in New Zealand who were trying to get the government to let them name their baby "4Real" Are the parents for real?


Do you know of any ridiculous names that parents have actually named their children?


Looking for the best answer, too.

What is the most outrageous baby name you have ever heard?
Bratleigh


Cancer


Rick's (the apostrophe denotes ownership; perhaps she wanted to remind the father?)


GQ


Mike 2.0


Virgin


Luscious


Luster


Heaven


Isla


Solera


Dwae'brea


Precious


Madysyn (it has been Scientifically Proven that the more extraneous "y"'s you put in a name, the lower their eduation attainment and future income will be)


Hermilly


Amen


As-Matik (say it fast)


Knight Sir Lancelot


Truth


Unique (and also Uneek)


Chaos


Final


Sin


Sparkle


Story (before the M.Night Shama - however you spell it - movie was released)


Tequilla


Treasure


Kortny


Kamrin


Peaches


Jenypher


Armani





**I have either read or met someone named each of these. It is my opinion that a lot of them are stupid and will cause the child/person in question a lot of grief and trouble as they age unless their greatest ambition is to dance on a pole.





Also, numerous studies have confirmed that sticking to ordinary names spelled Correctly helps the child attain a better education and job prospects when they become adults. Spelling a typical name in a "creative" or "exotic" way does not make YOU appear to be creative or even remotely intelligent. All it does point out is that you probably shouldn't have had children in the first place if you were going to inflict such momentous torture upon them from the moment of their birth until they either have their name changed, move into a trailer park, or start working in a sector of the adult industry.





Anyway. Just my two cents. And I am extremely sorry if your parents inflicted any of these names, or similar, upon you.


Peace,


Jenn
Reply:Just look at celebrity baby names %26amp; that says it all. For real...who names their baby Apple or Coco?
Reply:feather, bluebird
Reply:I knew some girls in school named "Precious" and "Virgin." I thought "Virgin" was a great name.
Reply:Well, I have a friend who is saddled with this name:


Argus Franklin Sanders the Third - His grandma started calling him "Tri" (like 3) because she couldn't stand his name - also I think apple is weird, as is Cache (pronounced Cash - there is a valley in Utah called Cache Valley - it is a pretty place, but I hate the name!)
Reply:For a boy, I heard someone name him "Shipman" and for a girl, I heard "Maici." I think that they're both really stupid and frilly names.
Reply:True Love
Reply:Cisco!, not FRANCISCO, but Cisco!
Reply:i would go with liberty
Reply:lilac
Reply:Tiphaknee
Reply:From an old story I overheard:





A woman gave birth to twins in a NJ hospital and named them Lemongello [Le-mon je-lo] and Orangello [O-ron-je-lo] (Lemon Jello and Orange Jello) because it's what they served her in her hospital meal.
Reply:sugarfoot''
Reply:Lerroy Jenkins. Watch the video you'll no why
Reply:Precious Lamb...born on Easter


Juana and Twana...One %26amp; Two...twins of course
Reply:hmmm... probably a girl I heard of at my school names "Feather" or I heard of a girl once named "Coki"
Reply:4real huh? WOW thats very odd. I would half to say Apple is the craziest I have heard yet I mean who names their kid after a fruit? Oh and Co co thats a dogs name people. Another one would be Anus I know a guy named that its just not right.
Reply:Nosmoking. pronounced na-smokin'. the lady named her son that because that's the first thing she saw when she held him.
Reply:Bartholopaue Klohdistort


^ First Name ^Middle name





Weird huh??





Those are pronounced


Barth-oh-lo-pay


clo-dis-tort
Reply:I went to school with someone named prarie rose - i don't think it's outrageous, but actually a real pretty name.
Reply:4real how stupid can these parents be? I think most of the names people are making up nowadays just for the originality of it are stupid. I love Julia Roberts but Phinneus is a bad one....also Bruce Willis and Demi Moore have children Rumor, Tallulah, and Scout...dumb!!!!!! Does anyone have common sense anymore?
Reply:i have heard some pretty crazy ones. ever watch vh1? they have a show of celebrities baby names.....some can get weird like- pilot
Reply:Thadeus
Reply:Oh just look at some of the celebrity baby names. Other than that, in real life...





Blue, i.v., Cinderella, Little Abe Zino (his full name)
Reply:bloodroot. i thought it was a joke bu tit wasnt.
Reply:i know someone with the name edwin ed edward to me thats silly!